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    [–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 125 points 1 year ago

    It's open to advertisers.

    [–] HStone32@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I swear. If they start adding 'open' and 'free' to their buzzword salad...

    [–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?

    [–] HStone32@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

    """"" open"""""ai

    [–] hanke@feddit.nu 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)
    [–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

    The next head of state for the USA famously is allergic to the truth, why would we hold American companies to a higher standard?

    [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

    We’re living in bizarro world. Anything’s possible.

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    [–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

    There's really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho...

    [–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Open to whom??

    You to my data? Get lost.

    [–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

    Open to criminals, of course.

    [–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    The most ~~open~~ operating system

    Just look at all the operating it does

    [–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN

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    [–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 year ago
    [–] dinckelman@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore

    [–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    [–] jmiller@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

    Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.

    [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

    No, we lost Bowie and Prince.

    [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago
    [–] usernameusername@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
    [–] _____@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

    open washing is real

    [–] Petter1@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

    Maybe most open for bad actors trying to exploit their customers 🀭or most open to governments

    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Tell me they didn't. Tell me this isn't an actual slide. This is just too funny.

    [–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    There you go! Make sure you got a bingo sheet on hand - for all the BS they state in their presentation.

    https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome

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    [–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

    It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.

    [–] ccdfa@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Where is this from? I'd be interested in hearing what they're saying here.

    [–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] joshcodes@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

    Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch

    [–] lychee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

    I wanna hear the bullshit that definitely came out of that guys mouth

    Of course, they make your personal information completely open to hackers and advertisers. They also make you open your wallet to buy a Windows 11 compatible computer.

    That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol

    i bet they're going to use a penguin as a mascot for windows and then sue linux for copyright infringement next.

    [–] tdawg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

    Open to exploitation maybe

    [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

    Just as open as "Open"AI

    [–] SitD@lemy.lol 13 points 1 year ago

    i first read "the most operating system" and thought ok that's true πŸ˜‚ not sure where to but they operate

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    The same system were to bypass the forced account sign-in during installation process one has to trigger a hidden prompt/terminal? Or the one that wants your desktop files to be hosted on OneDrive?

    [–] Cris16228@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

    On windows 10 I think you could also bypass it with no internet + fake logins till is said to skip. Nothing like a "skip" button yeah but fuck Micro$oft

    [–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

    Where is the meme where this is on top, and there is an image of tux with "The most secure operating system"

    [–] ghurab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

    there is no way this is not an attempt at subverting the term

    [–] rkk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

    imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.

    [–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

    Well it is for sure open...ing your ass for Microsoft to fuck you

    [–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

    Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!

    [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    The most open operating system

    …to being bricked by kernel level security software and video game anti cheats

    [–] jonjuan@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

    The most open to viruses and malware

    [–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It’s nice for all the windows users who can now copy, crack and redistribute any part of windows legally.

    Of course they would challenge it but words can be binding and there is room in law for interpretations. Piracy is also already winning the war on sharing.

    [–] ajcolson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

    This is one hell of a good April Fool's joke.

    [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    maybe they mean open to copilot/recall

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