It's open to advertisers.
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I swear. If they start adding 'open' and 'free' to their buzzword salad...
You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?
""""" open"""""ai
Is this real?
The next head of state for the USA famously is allergic to the truth, why would we hold American companies to a higher standard?
We’re living in bizarro world. Anything’s possible.
yep
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The most bloated os
There's really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho...
Open to whom??
You to my data? Get lost.
Open to criminals, of course.
The most ~~open~~ operating system
Just look at all the operating it does
So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN
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I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore
We killed Harambe.
Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.
No, we lost Bowie and Prince.
open washing is real
Maybe most open for bad actors trying to exploit their customers 🤭or most open to governments
Tell me they didn't. Tell me this isn't an actual slide. This is just too funny.
There you go! Make sure you got a bingo sheet on hand - for all the BS they state in their presentation.
https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome
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It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.
Where is this from? I'd be interested in hearing what they're saying here.
Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch
I wanna hear the bullshit that definitely came out of that guys mouth
Of course, they make your personal information completely open to hackers and advertisers. They also make you open your wallet to buy a Windows 11 compatible computer.
That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol
i bet they're going to use a penguin as a mascot for windows and then sue linux for copyright infringement next.
Open to exploitation maybe
Just as open as "Open"AI
i first read "the most operating system" and thought ok that's true 😂 not sure where to but they operate
The same system were to bypass the forced account sign-in during installation process one has to trigger a hidden prompt/terminal? Or the one that wants your desktop files to be hosted on OneDrive?
On windows 10 I think you could also bypass it with no internet + fake logins till is said to skip. Nothing like a "skip" button yeah but fuck Micro$oft
Where is the meme where this is on top, and there is an image of tux with "The most secure operating system"
there is no way this is not an attempt at subverting the term
imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.
Well it is for sure open...ing your ass for Microsoft to fuck you
Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!
The most open operating system
…to being bricked by kernel level security software and video game anti cheats
The most open to viruses and malware
It’s nice for all the windows users who can now copy, crack and redistribute any part of windows legally.
Of course they would challenge it but words can be binding and there is room in law for interpretations. Piracy is also already winning the war on sharing.
This is one hell of a good April Fool's joke.
maybe they mean open to copilot/recall
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