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[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This template has already been used for another meme, it's a great template!

[–] SirNuke@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 11 months ago

(he does not see)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.

Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.

"This Padd is black not."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

Haha, thank you much

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Data's eyes here see into my very soul...

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily

Don't you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.