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[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This template has already been used for another meme, it's a great template!

[–] SirNuke@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 1 year ago

(he does not see)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.

Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.

"This Padd is black not."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

Haha, thank you much

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data's eyes here see into my very soul...

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily

Don't you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.