And I declare the US to be "South Canada"
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.
Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.
This will go over about as well as the Sacagawea dollar coin, and the coin had the advantage of actually being a good idea.