What about "Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks"?
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025
161 points (96.5% liked)
News
23824 readers
3258 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.
Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.
7. No duplicate posts.
If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners.
The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I would also accept "Mark Zuckerberg collects Tellitubbie porn and sex toys, complete with Tinkie Winkie custom that has an anal vibrator built-in dubbed the Twinkie Winkie suit that he wears when he bottoms at the local republican orgy."
That’s just the truth.
Let’s just spread lies and hatred everywhere…
- you’re welcome, your local tech tycoon
Gonna make a list of news outlets that feel the need to make suggestions on what to say. This is the third I've seen reporting specific phrases that won't get you banned like it's encouragement
The Intercept also reached out to tech companies asking if they would accept a government contract to help them do a Muslim ban.
This is what good journalism looks like.
This is how alien robots drink water:
Fun fact: Zuckerberg loves having water poured over a cloth on his face
But I bet "Palestinians should have some human rights" will still be a problem
Yeah that's fucked. Why only "some"?
As in "anything more than the none they have now"
Like, I assumed it was obvious Palestinians (and other humans) should all have all the human rights, my point is even suggesting Palestinians should receive any kind of humane treatment under any circumstances (something far below the minimum of what we should be demanding) will probably get banned by fb
convicted pedophile mark zuckerberg is really getting stuck in there i see
Just when I accepted the fact that we live in a joke timeline, things had to get worse.
"zuckerberg is a pedophile", let's see if 'free speech' exists.