Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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Don't forget the suffering Irishman.
That’s not really science fiction though.
Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
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Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
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She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
I like your funny words, space man
You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy
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Don't forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
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The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.
This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I'm finishing the show up this week. I don't regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!
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This is accurate because it's pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.
"Crew of Enterprise finds out they're characters in a TV show" sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.
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Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!
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I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?
That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.
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So many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.
You monsters.
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Whatever you do, DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG
Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.
Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.
I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹
Wow there are more if us than I thought
I watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.
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It is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.
What an Inspiring place 🖖
Seriously, how do you have access to the internet and never see a single movie/episode?
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