Am I Doing This Right? : risa

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago (18 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s not really science fiction though.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Steampunk has entered the chat

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.

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[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 28 points 2 years ago

how delightful-weyoun

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[–] dojan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

delete the wife-janeway

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

facts

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[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

I like your funny words, space man

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 points 2 years ago (6 children)

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

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[+] Stamets@startrek.website 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

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[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs... there mesmerizing...

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 2 years ago

we are risa resistance is futile-borg cube in big cloud o orange gas w lightning

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I'm finishing the show up this week. I don't regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is accurate because it's pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"Crew of Enterprise finds out they're characters in a TV show" sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

... That's kinda upsidedown Galaxy Quest.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

So many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.

You monsters.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Everyone knows Darth Vader is Frodos dad so no need to

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Whatever you do, DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG

q yelling at kid

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.

Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.

[–] moocow@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fight is on.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

orville white alien dudes chanting watch trek

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Wow there are more if us than I thought

[–] MisterChief@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.

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[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

It is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.

What an Inspiring place 🖖

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

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[+] IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[+] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Seriously, how do you have access to the internet and never see a single movie/episode?

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