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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The power to see through clothing. Because it would remind me that no one is really important.

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[–] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Recon countering regret

[–] Hexadecimalkink@lemmy.ml -1 points 6 days ago
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Make billionaires turn inside out when they're on the same planet as me

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

It happens continuously and so fast its not perceptible

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[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 55 points 1 week ago (7 children)

How pedantic do we get to be? Like, I’d be fine with flying because I could just hover a millimeter from the ground instead of standing, I would think

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My stepson asks all kinds of questions like this and highly scientific pedantry is my go-to move.

β€œTechnically if you were invisible, your retinas would stop working, so I’d go with flight.”

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 18 points 1 week ago

Sometimes pedantry is beautiful

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's like Arthur Dent's girlfriend Fenchurch.

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[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is pretty simple though right?

Healing factor - always-on healing.

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Healing factor - always-on healing.

Don't we already have that?

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Sometimes the always on healing works so good cells start doing things like reactivating telomerase and ignoring the signals for programmed cell death and become cancer, sometimes turning effectively immortal.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Monkey Paw: Cancer cells also heal

[–] PassingThrough@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago
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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shapeshifting, I will take no questions

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shapeshifting for sure. Don't even need to be human, id totally try being an amorphous sentient blob for a bit. Joints cant hurt if you don't have joints!

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm always at a comfortable temperature no matter what.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If humanity finds out about that property of you, you might end up as some kind of human battery. If you can't be cooled down under any circumstances, one could use your body to heat up infinite amounts of water/air with heat pumps and use you to heat entire cities. Super useful for the rest of humanity but not exactly the life I'd like to live. :D

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[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Being lucky all the time would be cool. The only time I can think it might be a hindrance would be at a casino because they'd think I'm cheating but I don't gamble so it doesn't matter I guess.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

Being lucky all the time will feel like nothing matters or is exciting anymore because the outcome is always positive.

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[–] beesthetrees@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I would have the power to be naturally skilled at anything I do and having it always activated would be a bonus.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I would want the superpower of linguistics: the ability to fluently read, speak, and understand any language ever spoken or will be spoken.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll take Mr. Manhattan's power set for 500, Alex. Oh yeah, its naked time.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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hmmmm, "plot armor" sounds nice to be always on.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shapeshifting. It's what I wanted anyway and I can always just be continuously toggling the length of my little toenail to be 1mm longer or shorter.

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