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Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die? (lemm.ee)
submitted 5 months ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-SHBG-Levels

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

[–] cone_zombie@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

I guess that's pretty close

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Uh oh.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

"How to dispose of mercury"

Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

How to measure your pants

[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

How to drink Prune Juice

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity

Slow and low. That IS the tempo

[–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

About right

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.

[–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes

I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Comforting a dying cat :(

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar

Looks like I die playing an old PokΓ©mon game. Nostalgia must hit.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"

So, focused physical exertion.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 5 months ago

It's OP hitting on me 😳

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

1000009600

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[–] moktor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Died running indoors with limited space.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

How to Escape a Minefield

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

[–] Madblood@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Breaking up a hamster fight.

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Learning how to fight girls...

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)

[–] dizzy@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Disaster Preparedness > home security

How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods

Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide

So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans

Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I was thirsty okay?!

[–] Claymore@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account

I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 1 points 5 months ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador

Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Imma be pushed in a water heater

https://www.wikihow.com/Test-a-Hot-Water-Heater-Element

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!

[–] GlennicusM@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

I drown in a mini pond.

[–] binary45@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…

[–] kaamkiya@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

I die building a pigeon coop.

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