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Y'ALL REALLY LET DAME AND GIANNIS TEAM UP LMAO

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^((and even if we don't win it all, I'ma enjoy watching the Heat/Celtics get manhandled in the finals for a 4th time))

As always, FUCK THE CLIPPERS

Celtics adding Porzingis will give them so much extra space for Brown to lose the ball and Tatum to not use and jack up 20 contested threes.

OUR BENCH IS BETTER THAN LAST SEASON

Austin reaves is over hyped and Josh Green owns him

CJ MCCOLLUM FANS ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO PREFER THE MARCHING BAND VERSION OF POPULAR SONGS

BÖREK OR CHAMPIONSHIP: WHICH WAY LUKA DONCIC

WE WILL LOSE IN THE ECF AGAIN

WE ARE GOING TO WIN 34 GAMES THIS YEAR WHICH IS MORE THAN ANY NFL TEAM WILL SO SUCK IT FOOTBALL TEAMS

Is this sub getting shut down again tonight since it’s our ring night ceremony and opening game?!…

Light the beam motherfckers. Light that long purple shaft that will paint the sky all season long.

YOUR APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS 😤

LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM

why are there five different Charlotte and Minnesota flair options, but I can't get a vice heat logo? is it because the mods are cowards?!

AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A BIG DICK!

Jaylen Brown's new nickname is "Falling Knife" because he has no handle

LOLDEN LATE LARRIORS WHERE YALL AT

GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE THE DEEPEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

I LIKE JRUE HOLIDAY AND WISH HIM WELL BUT I DONT WANT HIS TEAM TO WIN BASKETBALL GAMES WHEN FACING THE BUCKS

Fuck all of you tbh WE BACK BABY

🚨SPOILER ALERT: Heat lose in play-in

We have more draft picks than players.

MIKE MALONE IS THE LAKERS DADDY!!!

Lakers last chance fr so let’s go out with a bang !

I can't wait for the Bucks to choke again. Heat in 6!

I think my boys can go all the way this year with a brain trust like Kuzma and Poole💪🏿

FUCK YOU MIAMI ASS BITCHES AND YOUR BACKWOODS TRASH STATE! Y'ALL GONNA BE A LOTTERY TEAM BEFORE YOU MAKE ANOTHER FINALS

IT DOESNT MATTER WHO YOUR TEAM IS

CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE MIDBALL, GIVE IT UP FOR MIDBALL. ARE YOU READY TO SEE STEPH CURRY SHOOT MORE THREES THAN THE ENTIRE RAPTORS TEAM COMBINED???

THERE IS NOT ONE GUARD IN THE LEAGUE YOU WOULD TAKE OVER WARDELL STEPHEN CURRY II

BUCKS - GREAT JOB GETTING A RAPPER WHO CANT PLAY DEFENSE, IM SURE HE’LL DO A LOT FOR YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS HE HAS NEVER WON

HEAT - YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS COULDNT EVEN TRADE HERRO FOR A DECENT GUARD AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND HE’S AS GOOD AS AUSTIN REAVES

BOSTON - JRUE IS NOWHERE NEAR WHERE MARCUS SMART WAS DEFENSIVELY LAST YEAR AND GETTING A GUY WHO WAS GOOD FOR PART OF HIS ROOKIE SEASON DOESNT MAKE UP FOR THAT

MAVS - KYRIE WILL HAVE MORE RETRACTED STATEMENTS ON GLOBAL AFFAIRS THAN HE WILL DEFENSIVE STATS THIS YEAR, OH AND GOOD LUCK WHEN HE DECIDES YOUR BUM-ASS TEAM DOESNT DESERVE HIM AND DEMANDS A TRADE LIKE HE DOES EVERY OTHER SEASON

LAKERS - AUSTIN REAVES IS SO OVERHYPED NOT ONE TEAM EVEN BOTHERED OFFERING HIM A CONTRACT & NOW LEBRON IS PUBLICLY STATING HE WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH HIGH SCHOOLERS

SUNS - DEVIN BOOKER IS WHAT KLAY WOULD BE IF HE DATED A KARDASHIAN, NO WONDER YOUR TEAM TRADED FOR A 34 YEAR OLD COMING OFF A TORN ACHILLES AND A DUDE WHO HASNT SNIFFED THE SECOND ROUND THIS DECADE TO COVER FOR HIM

EVERYONE ELSE - GET FUCKED IM DONE TAKING THIS SHIT AND YOUR BUM ASS TEAM’S BEST GUARD COULDNT EVEN MAKE THE CUT