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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the ol' Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.

[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

People who want to try out this cool trick

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”

[–] joe@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago

It's a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞