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[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

this is like the third 'airplane diverts due to shit on the floor' story in the last six months wtf is happening

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

People have been getting into the olestra again

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

People be shitting

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

No one will tell you this but a little known result of climate change is loose butthole.

The phenomena is thought to be related to the hole in the ozone layer expanding.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago

hey, they made it farther than the last incident

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 8 points 2 years ago

Get schwifty!

[–] Schaedelbach@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

EasyJet is the only cheap airline I've traveled with and honestly, the crew was great! Friendly but quick, you always felt seen and cared for. This has nothing to do with the article but I just wanted to put this on here, anyway. Lufthansa is great also but at least double the price.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

camelCase??