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I want this timeline
Rockets will have a top 10 defense but a 20-25 ranked offense
Breakout: Pritchard will be a dark horse for Most Improved and Sixth Man!
Disappointed: Embiid. Is no longer being pushed by wanting the MVP, will have a slightly worse team around him. Except his stats to suffer as Maxey improves his numbers.
Chip: probably the Nuggets tbh
The new all nba rules usher in a new era where most rational fans realize we cannot weigh all nba selections in the future as much as ones in the past (overall, not each one individually)
Worse players relative to the rest of the league will start winning a lot of them, muddying up the prestige of the award and also giving worse players super maxes. Those worse players getting super maxes will start weighing down teams and you’ll see people start to complain about the rule ruining things for small markets who feel like they have to give out bad giant contracts to players who don’t deserve them or lose them
Brandon Miller is this season’s Keegan Murray, he’s not going put up big box score numbers like other rookies but he’s going to an efficient 3 and D while helping the Hornets back into the postseason.
The Knicks will drop to a 7 or below seed in the East. They can still make the playoffs and give a team a run for their money but I won’t count on them going higher than 7 this year in the East
I have the same prediction for the 76ers.
Warriors over Celtics Part 2.
Everybody makes Tatum two dad memes with Jimmy and Steph.
CP3 gets his ring and retires.
Klay goes back to China with 5 rings in the off-season like he said he would.
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Zion carries the Pelicans to the finals
Ausar Thompson ROTY and the Pistons sneak into the play-in (please)
Jaden McDaniels makes an all defensive team.
Wembanyama will be All Star, All Defense and All NBA if he plays enough games
As a raptors fan who also supports the Heat, love some of your answers lol
- James Harden will play for the Sixers.
- Franz Wagner and Evan Mobley both make their first All-Star game.
- The Bulls trade DeMar DeRozan at the deadline.
- Every team in the West will win at least 25 games
Walker Kessler wins two season awards
- Most Improved Player
- Defensive Player of the Year
The Sixers will somehow make the ECF
- Dennis Schroder makes his first All Star Game and the Raptors finish Top 6
- Kyrie makes an All NBA Team
- Chet has a better season than Wemby
- Wendell Carter Jr. and Franz Wagner will both be All Stars this season
- Bucks will miss Jrue Holiday on defense a lot
- Heat will blow it up after this season
The Germany flair explains a lot
I don't think I'm ready for a world where the Magic have 2 All Stars AND Paulo.
Won't matter though, because Jonathan Isaac put a voodoo hex on them by being the loudest ultra conservative evangelical conspiracy theorist known to man.
by being the loudest ultra conservative evangelical conspiracy theorist known to man.
That has to be Alex Jones right? Isaac can be #2 but Jones is the GOAT loudest ultra conservative wack job.
The Jrue Holiday take just shows your lack of knowledge when it comes to basketball
Warriors will be the 2 seed.
Furkan Korkmaz demanding trade for the 4th time in 5 years and Sixers just keeping him as indentured servant anyways
Sir. That's not a hot take. That's just an inevability.
Miami misses playoffs
Hawks will win 48+ games this season
Hawks being really good was going to be my hot take, but so many media personalities are already on the Hawks bandwagon.
Love to see it
Marcus Morris cheap shots Wemby
Russell Westbrook eats a basketball
LeBron James or Anthony Davis will win the MVP Award.
Nuggets don’t make the conference finals
The Heat don’t have a miraculous playoff run this year and get bounced in round one
Jazz and Wolves will make the playoffs.
Lakers will try to trade for Mitchell when they're underperforming early on.
Grizzlies make the playoffs
The Pacers will make the playoff
I like that first prediction