Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
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You wouldn't understand
Uhhhh.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Or U pass from Wyrd Bo t technology. Good luck, though.
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Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland
probably something cult related I guess
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
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The fucking Russians, of course.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
I dont't know lulz
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
mildly, nothing extreme
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
Sleeping with the fishes
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Self Explanatory actually.
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
Raptured by the One True Dog
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Furiously stroking my willy.
Too many pineapples
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
Mashing Keys
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Derogatory slur
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.