Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
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Killed by giant snake.
Someone wants me dead
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I literally have no idea.
Suicide.
Shmurdered Murdered....
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
I guess I'll explode
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
Being the boss
alone and unknown :')
Not at all I guess?
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid