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[–] BabyLeVert@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Agreed. McDonald's milkshake is very good but 50% is very generous. There's a whole website to track if their milkshake machine is working: https://mcbroken.com/

[–] planj07@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I want one for the Wendy’s vanilla frosties.

[–] Latarjet3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Americans will forever be obese

[–] Produceher@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just checked and my local machine is working. Which means that website is wrong. I've never been there and it's working.

[–] Rhombinator@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or maybe now is the time to shine. Seize the moment!

[–] Smarktalk@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Seize the McFlurry!

[–] Smarktalk@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Time to get a McFlurry brother.

[–] Wetzilla@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's for the Mcflurry machine, not the Milkshake machine.

[–] Cold_Carpenter_1798@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rare cowherd W

[–] ToneOpposite9668@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I always thought it was the ice cream machine.

[–] ___213___@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine getting basketball advice from Colin cowturd

[–] edwardfortehands@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

AD has played in every game this season though

[–] LetsGoGameCrocks@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think the analogy is that he’s broken as in injured, it’s that he’s broken as in ineffective. Dude disappears.

[–] Boomhauer_007@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Why not both

[–] jyozefu@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

big if true.

[–] DarkKnightCometh@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

But not every half

[–] Thuasne@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

AD lowkey got top 5 all time nicknames, Street Clothes, Day-to-Davis, Milkshake

[–] Hafslo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

AD is the king of October

[–] Milla4Prez66@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rare good analogy from Cowherd

“Amazing” doesn’t describe anything about MCDonalds

[–] CIark@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I duno if I’ve had a McDonald’s milkshake in the last 10 years but I don’t remember it ever being amazing

[–] shaqtasticiii@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

PG13 and Kawhi also McFlurrys

[–] WTFisaCelsius@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Seems like every year someone earns an unwanted nickname. Milkshake Machine is hilarious.

[–] FrankCarmody@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cowturd is the perfect example of what’s wrong in sports broadcasting/commentary today. Trolling comments solely made for clickbait and social media feeds. No real reporting or actual analysis of games or players because he fundamentally lacks that skillset for NBA. All this clown needs is someone on his “team” to read what’s trending on Sports Twitter and pump it into ChatGPT for some lame jokes. We really need to ask more of reporters and broadcasters.

[–] GunAndAGrin@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Throw grocery store self-checkout stations into this take too while we're at it.

[–] LeoFireGod@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Anthony Day To Davis is the best Reddit comment I’ve ever made and anytime he’s out or barely playing again I’m reminded of that dopamine hit I had getting all those Awards.

Dude should’ve been much more than he has been. Just so fragile.

[–] RGPISGOOD@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's great news for Lakers fans, means he'll bounce back next game.

[–] vandiger@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Colin and his writers, nice one.

[–] lakerfan2413@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is accurate

[–] twonkenn@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'm stealing that one Colin. Funny shit.

[–] Rainn__40@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Dude is cringe when he talks

[–] RVAIsTheGreatest@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

People need to blame the Lakers guards a little more for AD's inconsistencies.

[–] Durden93@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Idgaf what people say, even on his off night’s, AD’s defense makes him an elite big. He gets way too much heat from fans who just scout the stat line.

[–] amonkeysbanana@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] pattyswag21@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tones are changing in the NBA people ain’t worshiping these players that only play half the season

[–] jking94577@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

he is so right! we should nickname him soft-serve

[–] BurritoGuapito@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Works 50% of the time and never when you want it most. AD looks like he went right past Wade, straight to Bosh

[–] br0wnb0y@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

that's an amazing analogy.

That's way too accurate man.

[–] JasonPlattMusic34@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Forget Street Clothes, Milkshake Machine should be the new nickname

[–] DrButtLump@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Bad analogy bc the milkshake machine ALWAYS works but the employees be lying for whatever reason

[–] theseustheminotaur@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Low hanging fruit. Its a meme to hate on AD at this point. Meanwhile its game 2 and 2/3s of the suns dream roster ain't playing but AD is lol. No one will care though because its not a meme.

[–] sfzen@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Does that make Zion the ice cream machine? Same thing but thicker?

[–] Warioswallet@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Not a Cowherd enjoyer but he shattered the backboard on that one.

[–] McJumbos@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

man, i wish my neighbor mcdonald's ice cream machine worked 50% of the time

[–] QUINNFLORE@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is the most Colin cowherd statement of all time

[–] pupmaster@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Incredibly accurate

[–] AceO235@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fuck people talking the season just started jesus

[–] planj07@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Good analogy.

[–] relivesa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fair. Offensively at least

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