Agreed. McDonald's milkshake is very good but 50% is very generous. There's a whole website to track if their milkshake machine is working: https://mcbroken.com/
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I want one for the Wendy’s vanilla frosties.
Americans will forever be obese
Just checked and my local machine is working. Which means that website is wrong. I've never been there and it's working.
Or maybe now is the time to shine. Seize the moment!
Seize the McFlurry!
Time to get a McFlurry brother.
That's for the Mcflurry machine, not the Milkshake machine.
Rare cowherd W
I always thought it was the ice cream machine.
Imagine getting basketball advice from Colin cowturd
AD has played in every game this season though
I don’t think the analogy is that he’s broken as in injured, it’s that he’s broken as in ineffective. Dude disappears.
Why not both
big if true.
But not every half
AD lowkey got top 5 all time nicknames, Street Clothes, Day-to-Davis, Milkshake
AD is the king of October
Rare good analogy from Cowherd
“Amazing” doesn’t describe anything about MCDonalds
I duno if I’ve had a McDonald’s milkshake in the last 10 years but I don’t remember it ever being amazing
PG13 and Kawhi also McFlurrys
Seems like every year someone earns an unwanted nickname. Milkshake Machine is hilarious.
Cowturd is the perfect example of what’s wrong in sports broadcasting/commentary today. Trolling comments solely made for clickbait and social media feeds. No real reporting or actual analysis of games or players because he fundamentally lacks that skillset for NBA. All this clown needs is someone on his “team” to read what’s trending on Sports Twitter and pump it into ChatGPT for some lame jokes. We really need to ask more of reporters and broadcasters.
Throw grocery store self-checkout stations into this take too while we're at it.
Anthony Day To Davis is the best Reddit comment I’ve ever made and anytime he’s out or barely playing again I’m reminded of that dopamine hit I had getting all those Awards.
Dude should’ve been much more than he has been. Just so fragile.
That's great news for Lakers fans, means he'll bounce back next game.
Colin and his writers, nice one.
This is accurate
I'm stealing that one Colin. Funny shit.
Dude is cringe when he talks
People need to blame the Lakers guards a little more for AD's inconsistencies.
Idgaf what people say, even on his off night’s, AD’s defense makes him an elite big. He gets way too much heat from fans who just scout the stat line.
Tones are changing in the NBA people ain’t worshiping these players that only play half the season
he is so right! we should nickname him soft-serve
Works 50% of the time and never when you want it most. AD looks like he went right past Wade, straight to Bosh
that's an amazing analogy.
That's way too accurate man.
Forget Street Clothes, Milkshake Machine should be the new nickname
Bad analogy bc the milkshake machine ALWAYS works but the employees be lying for whatever reason
Low hanging fruit. Its a meme to hate on AD at this point. Meanwhile its game 2 and 2/3s of the suns dream roster ain't playing but AD is lol. No one will care though because its not a meme.
Does that make Zion the ice cream machine? Same thing but thicker?
Not a Cowherd enjoyer but he shattered the backboard on that one.
man, i wish my neighbor mcdonald's ice cream machine worked 50% of the time
This is the most Colin cowherd statement of all time
Incredibly accurate
Fuck people talking the season just started jesus
Good analogy.
Fair. Offensively at least
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