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[–] thedoctor4214@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Despite a complete lack of silverware, England and Belgium still make top 5 somehow

[–] czerwona_latarnia@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The point of the rankings like this is that you try to value all matches as equally as possible and don't give bonus points equal to shit ton of matches for winning one random match just because it's some kind of final.

[–] 700jw@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

A Cheeky 27th, I'll take it.

[–] kevinjqiu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CocaCola?!?! No no no, ACQUA!!!

[–] epicmarc@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GSP_Party-PT@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago
[–] MGHeinz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

USA 11th in FIFA, 26th in Elo

Always tend to defer to the Elo over FIFA...

[–] Rictus_Grin@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

What's elo?

[–] hattrickfolly2@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ronaldo is a piece of human excrement

[–] FathomSwank@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Belgium have been top 5 for 85 years

[–] toms2704@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

in this thread: people who dont understand how the fifa ranking works. (its really not that hard guys, win matches consistently and you rise in rank)

[–] fxz109dgh2ahj9k@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

‘Who should we put on the graphic?’
‘Just put a player of the team that came 6th, why not’

[–] QBekka@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I think 7th place is pretty justified. We have a lot of quality players but we can't seem to convincingly win against anyone in top ~20

[–] lewismgza@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'd say England have best chance to win anything now. The argue/Brazil squads are not really got those tough/superstar players. Apart fromFrance I fancy England bet most teams nowadays

[–] albamarx@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Scotland having the their best qualification campaign ever, including beating Spain, and still stuck in the mid-30s.

[–] ghostofkilgore@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

24th in ELO. Which is probably a fairer reflection at the current time.

[–] Accomplished-Good664@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I would have Japan near the top 10.

[–] car714c@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Mr_SoNotNormal@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It’s not shown in this graphic but USA at #11 is WILD.

[–] montiel_scores@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know it’s been said too many times but genuinely why are Belgium on this list? They made the WC semis one time, and nothing else.

[–] bloodylegend95@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Try winning every qualifier game, it's not that hard. Maybe the teams below should give it a go

[–] arthur-ghoste@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

As a Brazilian, get Brazil outta there. We'd lose to Chelsea today.

[–] airtraq@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] V-0-V@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

because they do well in concacaf and also got to the knockouts at the world cup.

12th - 16th is pretty fair.

[–] archtme@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The year is 2078. What's left of humanity is still recovering from the nuclear war decades ago. Cristiano's face is still plastered everywhere.

[–] arnevdb0@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The fact we [belgium] are still in the top 5 is hilarious.

[–] pprocrastinatorr@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

What do you guys think of the Netherlands being 7th?

[–] Givemecharizard@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Rip Germany

[–] ryansports@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Did anyone else briefly see Sacha Baron Cohen when this came through the feed? Maybe i've been watching too many movies lately.

[–] OsisX@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Martinez is well on his way to become 1st in the FIFA rankings again, just to fail miserably at the important tournaments.

[–] HitThisLoudG@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Belgium are the biggest frauds. Hard to believe they’ve done next to nothing with the squad they’ve had

[–] Webster2001@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

But-bu-but-Portugal is weak and needs Ronaldo to even sniff top 10 😢

[–] deenali@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Been a Brasil supporter for decades but I truly don't understand how the F are they ranked 3rd atm? They haven't been doing well in the WC qualifications and even lost in recent friendlies against 2 African nations.

[–] AceDuce23@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What more does the us have to do to be top 10?

[–] YosefYoustar@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

FIFA rankings are pretty shit but the US is nowhere near a top 10 country at the moment

[–] thecrack101@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ok, but I don’t see Albania there

[–] Boernerchen@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Something’s terribly wrong with Belgium and Italy 😂

[–] joderjuarez@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Brazil should really have been better last WC

[–] blackscienceman9@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Brazil feels overrated here

[–] TomorrowWestern@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If we boot Belgium, it’s actually pretty accurate

[–] lexxeflex@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

What's NL still doing here, we've been dog.

[–] Devenityy@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure why England are 4th. Have shown they bottle it vs anyone decent & play boring football. Their own fans want the manager gone.

[–] ovaloctopus8@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

We just beat 9th place Italy 3-1...

[–] brynjolf@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Sweden above Austria is fucking hilarious considering Austria destroyed us every game in this qualifier

[–] ladupes@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Roberto martinez really lives for this shitty ranking right?

We still play like shit.

[–] 501Invalid@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Italy sitting in 9th place even after not having qualified for the WC or winning the euros. Meanwhile Morocco……

[–] BrentDilkington@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If you had like say a talent competition or something or say an Olympic event…how many of those would advertise it with a cut out of the guy who came 6th?

[–] AltruisticFarm3491@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

More media frenzy on the chances about England winning a competitive competition. 4th in the rankings= a semi at least.🤦‍♂️