I made a joke about this in a German community and yet here we are. Satire is dead, murdered by the imbeciles in the Trump administration.
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And that’s basically it!
What is the stance of the department of agriculture on the bird flu?
What is wrong with the man ?
Well for one, a worm ate his brain.
hes mostly worms.
Let him visit one of these farms for a good few days.
From what I know it's mostly the trucks transporting between farms. They're not being cleaned frequently enough or well enough. Though, there is I think some cases of it being transmitted in migrating wildlife.
Do you want plague chickens? Because this how you get plague chickens.
Historically this strategy hasn't really worked out so well for the masses...
Well, there it is. Life will... find a way.