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[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suppose he had to offer, it was his support of Israel murdering Palestinian women and children that lost Harris the election, but I think it's best for Joe to have a quiet retirement.

Maybe, in time, we'll remember him fondly as Obama's VP.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really want to get into this opinion. You really believe the 2024 election broke to republicans favor over Palestine? If you are one of the voters that advocated for not voting, are you happy with the result? Is palestine now better off due to trump?

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not American. Palestine wasn't the only reason, but it certainly lost Harris the Arab vote and Trump only just scraped through.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A bold gambit. Let's see if they can survive 4 years of extra judicial ICE deportations. I don't envy anyone of middle eastern decent if we start a war with iran. Scapegoats just like 2001 but with way less civil rights. Should be fun!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They already have chosen a new direction.
Unsurprisingly and in their tone-deaf character they have chosen the worst option.
"embrace patriotism" ban far-left candidate questionnaires and refuse to participate in forums that create ideological purity tests” , etc... I really hope this wakes up people to vote 3rd party, they do not represent working class people and never have.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

"You don't have to do this, Joe, you really don't."

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck around and fuck off geezer

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just retire already. I still regret my vote for him.

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No need for a new direction, right? Biden can run for president even if dead, and liberals would still vote for him.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fucking Useless goofy ass Joe

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

two weeks ago i tried searching to figure out where the fuck Biden had gone. couldn't find a thing besides the talent agency he'd signed with

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

He's like 80yo. Let him be

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