I know people love blaming Tuchel, but you can't deny his halftime adjustments are really good. Every time we have a bad first half, we almost always come out the tunnel better for the second. Even without substitutions like last match against Gala.

Oh the birds - Sane showed mercy

All these talk of us being a second half team, doesn’t it say something for TT’s tactical acumen?

KANE WTF😭😭😭

Goal of the month in BuLi already booked

WHAT???

They gonna revert this to their pen aren't they ..

Wtf goal of the season, centered perfectly

Guess now we know what it takes for Tuchel to play Müller and Kane at the same time: 3 red cards and a 4 goal lead

Kane thinks he’s Kimmich spraying the ball 50 yards out like that

Müller assist! Let’s gooo

I thought it was a long ball when he first attempted.

no way

Watch them rule it out and give a pen

Utterly disgusting. Love it when Kane pulls those off

WTF did I just see?

What have I just witnessed

guys they're already dead!!!

MULLER

6 goals in 25 minutes

I love him.

Harry 🗿

I stopped watching right at 2-0 to get back to work and now I check and it’s 6-0 lol. What a complete meltdown by the bad guys.

First game back and he scores a goal.

At this point I feel bad for Darmstadt.

Yuhhhh he's due for that

Hattrick Harrold.

Best €100 million ever spent.

Kane's skills are insane, lad has 2 chances and score 3 goals. Literally there's no other striker like him right now.

Omg Pavlovic, that would have been amazing

He got his hattrick at last

pavlovic almost pulled a highlight goal damnn

8 goals in one half is crazy

Ref felt bad for darmstadt with the 2 min added time

Sane is insane

THANK YOU KIMMICH. MOTM

Kane for European golden boot

relentless oh fuck yea absofuckinglutely.leroy unselfish wow.just wow

Pavlovic just went through everybody damn

8 goals in the second half. Let that sink in.

Neuer has been solid on his return . Nice having the GOATkeeper back

Lol tel he ain’t his goal involvement

There a some crazy long balls in midfield

after every kane goal i´m just waiting to read all the diffrent names people come up with

HATTY FOR KANE

Guirassy SHAKING in his boots rn

Bluds been here for almost 2 months and already had 2 hattricks

Only thing missing is the obligatory Tel goal

Do we really need extra time?