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[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I thought there was an executive order today or yesterday (can't keep up with the implosion into the fourth reich) that any org that receives money from the state can't make political statements? And wtf would this be then?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It's gonna happen!

It's Gonna Happen!

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!

Um, guys, it turned out to be kind of the opposite of what we expected.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Hey Fellow Kids (Steve Buscemi)

Don't believe that hype that weed is cool because it's for fools!

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'm pro-legalization (because criminalization does much more harm than good) but why are you all acting like this is a bad thing? Especially considering that the campaign is specifically advocating against YOUTH consumption of marijuana? We can all agree that children and adolescents shouldn't consume marijuana, right? Just because it shouldn't be criminalized doesn't change the fact that weed is a habit-forming drug that impairs memory, concentration, and reflexes. It absolutely CAN be dangerous.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 1 week ago

What’s a youth? Under 21 in idiot land?

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I hope the anti weed messages are at least funny so my legally high ass has something to laugh about.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Cool, I'll have something to giggle at while I'm stoned!

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Warning: avoiding marijuana can lead to unnecessary stress.

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Im gonna smoke weed even harder.

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