Beating up his own teammates like he thinks he's draymond.
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Nsfw The military is cutting staff and decide to get rid of three generals. One from the Army, the Airforce, and the Marines. All of them are old, grizzled men who had seen their fair share of war, so the Pentagon comes up with a unique bonus system for their service. They can choose two points of their bodies and for every inch between them they would get 10k.
First up was the Army general. He chose to measure between the tips of his middle fingers with his arms spread wide. Second was the Air Force, who chose the top of his head to the soles of his feet. Then came the Marine General.
"I want you to measure from the tip of my dick to my balls."
The men running the measuring laughed and then asked him, seriously, where he wanted to measure.
"I am being serious. Now start measuring."
The men tried to dissuade him but he was adamant. Finally, resigned, one of the men takes the measuring tape and goes to take the measurement. When the general removed his pants the man jumped up in alarm.
"Sir! Where are your balls?!?"
"IN VIETNAM!"
This shit is so wacky 😂
Phillip Rivers entire family can hang their laundry on that clothesline.
he’s still going?? Wife is pregnant with number 10 😭
Asserting dominance that is.
The succession of the elbow followed by the head palming is kind of hilarious
Good thing he's 19. It will take him a few years to master the Five Finger Timmy Head Palming Technique .
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that 😆 I was laughing when I saw that
Foul...no two fouls!
Lol he hazing them during his rookie year
Great now I'm chuckling like a dumbass on the toilet