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never had 'em growing up, but now as an adult I want a pair

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[โ€“] Alice@beehaw.org 2 points 9 hours ago

Never saw them in person, but man, I wanted a pair as a kid. I wanted to roll around at the speed of sound.

[โ€“] Bosht@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They were big with the rollerblade community as it was a way to grind rails without rollerblades. I was in the skater / rollerblade clique in my HS and they were relatively popular. Since I had the coordination of a 2 legged cow I went for heelys. I was cool in my own mind at least...

[โ€“] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Heelys will always be cool

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 17 hours ago

as someone already said, if you can make a heelie soap combo shoe that would be cool

[โ€“] Puzzlehead@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

Nope. Never heard of them.

[โ€“] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

I only know about them because Sonic Adventure 2. And even then, I didnt know they were a thing till years later. Ive never seen them or heard of them in real life, though.

[โ€“] Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to the best documentary you will ever watch, Soap or Die. self-funded by the world's last surviving 90s Guy and soap shoe fanatic. 20 minutes of pure joy.

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh my god this xslayer shit

[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please tag as NSFL, I sprained my ankle by just looking at the picture.

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

something something I couldn't help myself on the train and then the others joined in

[โ€“] alligalli@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now as an adult you can't afford using them because you will hurt yourself, badly ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

exactly why I haven't

[โ€“] Fondots@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every once in a while, as an out of shape guy in my 30s, I think about buying myself a pair of heelys.

Was never a skater, never really had much interest in them as a kid, but something about the idea of rolling around in Costco while I do my grocery shopping appeals to me.

My friends do that.
Live your dream, mate.
Be free~

[โ€“] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the black parts slide like wax? For 'grinding' without a board?

[โ€“] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the gimmick, saw them around the 90s skater culture and a bit after as I recall.

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

you can be a fruitbooter without the fruit

[โ€“] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

The only reason I know they exist is because Sonic Adventures 2 trivia videos. That, and I've seen them while playing SA2, but those are very hazy memories from when I was maybe 5-6 years old.

[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The official shoes of Sonic, at least during the Adventure era.

[โ€“] Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goes to show how well my memory works, I genuinely thought it was supposed to still be a thing in 1 but the official deal fell through until 2.

[โ€“] Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

All memories works like this, its not your thing (literally i'm doing a uni work about memories right now)

Nah man Iโ€™m good with my H E E L Y S

[โ€“] zaph@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

I'm the kid who got these and heely's banned at my school. Was quite the trend setter in elementary.

[โ€“] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I still want a combo shoe of soap shoes + heelies. I think someone makes a kit to make your own heelies.

[โ€“] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heelys are still a thing, I wear mine too Costco.

[โ€“] AZERTY@feddit.nl 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leave some women for the rest of us man. I can't compete with that.

[โ€“] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He already took my wife. Watch out.

[โ€“] whostosay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao "where do I know that username"

[โ€“] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who's to say ยฏ\(ใƒ„)/ยฏ

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

I also choose this person's wife

[โ€“] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

https://heelys.com/pages/grind-plate-heelys

Vote now.

There used to be a company that sold grind plates you could add to your shoes but it looks like their website is defunct.

[โ€“] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Combine these with heelies and parkour for maximum urban mobility.

[โ€“] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As an orthopedic surgeon who wants a bigger yacht, I think this is a great idea

[โ€“] Omegamint@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I will never kowtow to big ortho

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

i think you're onto something.

i liked these because I could jump way way way higher than i ever could on my skateboard

just go to the park and sprint at a bench/table and grind the entire length of the thing. things were fun as all hell for awhile. this was like... god... 1997?

it got old after awhile because while doing sick ass grinds was fun as hell, that was all you could really do. went back to skateboarding pretty quick.

[โ€“] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One of my friends used to have a pair, apparently they were pretty fun for a while but wore out too quickly so he just kept skateboarding.

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I had them! Hurt myself plenty...

[โ€“] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Never heard of these so i searched a bit.

Looks about the same

Oh yes, I remember reading an article about them. They caused many severe injuries and I mean really many.

[โ€“] Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Always wanted one, and I never forget them because sonic adventure 2

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

[โ€“] Lycaon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Immediately thought of Sonic Adventure 2 lol I've never met anyone who actually owned a pair (I don't think they ever made it to Europe but I might be wrong)

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Heard aboutbem cause Sonic but never saw them irl. They seem like a bad idea and I skateboarded

[โ€“] lapis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.

They are also called Grindshoes. I also never had one of these but I am also thinking about buying a pair.

Are you listening to The Adventure Zone, per chance?

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