What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

Beans

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

I was here.

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

edit: 2h later, it is now #1

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Mmm theater food

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

Hi internet historians

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

It's bean nice being in this community.

Uploaded the image for you

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

Bean there, done that!

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

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[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]

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“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.