this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Amazing, please share more beans!

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] omey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, we do upvote anything.

[–] Under_enrage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans, I upvote.

[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

[–] flameguy21@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

[–] scorpiosrevenge@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess

[–] erAck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Can fucking beans vote?

[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the canned bean party...

[–] TigerClawTV@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] rontosaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean nice meeting yall

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] carlos_arch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What have you done!?

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

[–] GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

With Tomato Sauce

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Downvoted for the principle

[–] InfiniteSpaces@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Kerplookniac@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Strangian@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The color of that can is trademarked

[–] Grimm@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Is it called bean blue?

[–] spaceribs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

[–] KaleDaddy@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Aww yisss. Beansss

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

[–] martinbasic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lol as if this post is top of all time

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

[–] SgtThunderC_nt@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Cool beans.

[–] 1st@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the shitposts

[–] toasteranimation@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] Dangy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I live for beans

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] TANSTAAFL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

[–] static@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ALIEN BEANS!

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

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