this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Haft01@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] heathm55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I hear they're a magical fruit.

[–] ItsABarmcake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Branson or go home

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] Meist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] TheRealAsmodeus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

More beans, sir.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Toot, toot out of your boot.

[–] asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans yummy

[–] zzap129@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I came for the beans...

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

[–] Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

[–] darkstar@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Whoooooo!!!!

[–] Lombax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

[–] ItsaB3AR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Yo I love those beans.

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans is good 😋.

[–] Cyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

[–] Lazylore@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

[–] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 1 points 2 years ago

Franks n' Beans

[–] HerbalGamer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah let's fucking go

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

[–] dimlo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

[–] laxe@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Vupperware@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boston baked bean boy

[–] BlueLikeSkye@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Murple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

oooo beans!!!

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

[–] xXxDickBonerz69xXx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

[–] Reptorian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] Goose@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Ginjutsu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] FlavorGrain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] anewbeginning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Uploaded the image for you

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