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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

[–] CrowyTech@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago

Wilhelm Scream

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

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[–] base@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

[–] markko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kayboe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever the brown note is.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like that would just sound like a fart

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.

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[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

it should be so loud that every time i'm eating beans i'm muttering to everyone how sorry i am

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] towerful@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Audience applause.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

The la cucaracha horn from those cars

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shotgun or a trumpet

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

I choose farts of course.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The transformer transforming sound

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The iOS notification gong.

I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.

[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Car tires screeching to a stop

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped

[–] abecede@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Moaning of a hentai girl

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

turkey in the straw.

seems to give people happy thoughts.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

School bell from The Owl House

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
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