Can't even manage her own security, smh.
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You know who carries large amounts of cash?
People who get paid in cash.
I had the same thought.
Cope harder, Garden Noem.
Why does her face make me uncomfortable
It's called the uncanny valley. Some believe it's an instinctual response to keep you away from corpses. Others say it's more broadly an artifact from a time when humanity needed to be wary of things that looked human but weren't...
Because she killed her dog in a gravel pit, and put that story in her book.
Skinwalker
The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn't have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?
Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.
Fucking hilarious.
"Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I'm trying to do?"
More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).
If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.
I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?
Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Don't forget to include animal executions...
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I'd be willing to bet she just lost it and is blaming crime just as a deflection.
With all that's going on, my instinct is that she had secrets or something in there on a USB stick and passed it onto another country while blaming crime. (Or that is, crimes other than her own.)
Ooh, I vote this one. Selling state secrets under the guise of crime
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How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
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Everyone here focused on the cash for some reason.
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
The only saving grace is they can lock out that one badge. Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Why? Any rando wandering in can't be worse than the people who are already there.
I'm laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, "Morning Kristi!".
"Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?"
She smells worse, but damned if she isn't so much nicer.
"Not that much worse, mind you."
Who the hell still carries around paper checks? I think I've written a total of 3 checks in the past 4-5 years, all for home service like plumbers.
I'm european, born in the 90's. I've never in my life seen a check in person... By the 00's everyone either had a credit card or just used cash.
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I mean unless her phone was in it... although who just walks around DC with $3k lmao
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So qualified, she couldn’t even secure her own purse.
Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that's enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.
Someone who gets paid in cash
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Drug using dog killer obviously can't be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald's toilet library
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Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
It's about the info IN the bag, not the money. Crewde tials, phone, maybe ID. This was a targeted hit 100% because the world's intelligence agencies now know how fucking stupid these people are.
Like, dumb enough to not notice a tail, then get your bag stolen from a restaurant with all kinds of goodies in it dumb.
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Hunter's Laptop people speaking up in 3...2....1.... wait where are they???
The 80s called. They want their shoulder pads back.
Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??
That's the kind of cash that would get civil forfeiture'd for regular people.
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