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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Romans have entered the chat

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It's therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

And because it degrades so rapidly you've got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"I'm not gay, I'm an Alpha Male."

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"I'm doin' the fuckin', so I'm straight!"