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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely not 5 because it looks like it's trying to be a spoon, but you can't eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it'd take a long time).

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hate all of them but many people seem to like number two, but that is decisively the worst. I literally just bought twelve forks from a discontinued line because I had a few of them and they are the best forks ever. There are few things better than a great fork.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wish I did that. My flatware is outstanding but of course they discontinued it right after I got it. I’m down to 5 spoons 🙁 and the Replacements.com price is higher than they were new

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I'm clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I'm working on something.

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

they all suck the prongs are too thick

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago
[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

It depends.

[–] TastyPancakes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] lennee@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

5, 1, 3, 4, 2 but I don’t actually like any of them. I want the smallest functional fork available (generally around 15cm/6”)

[–] dorumon@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I'll pick 1 as it looks the comfiest and I hate big forks.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Gotta go with 1

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

It's about how they stack, I like a neat stack 👄

[–] ndupont@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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