All spam should be responded to in kind.
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Reminds me of a webcomic I used to read where the mad scientistesque physics student realized he could use the lead bricks he'd been using to prop open doors for exactly this purpose.
That's actually a large boulder; it's just the size of a small boulder.
We won't ever know unless they included a fresh banana for size.
Got any Carlos?
We can do that?
Do I just take it to the post office?
It wouldn't surprise me if one slipped through, there are overrides on stuff that get rejected and USPS is a massive organization with millions of parcels moving at any given moment.
This idea came from people mailing wooden shims back to the credit card companies because it would increase the postage cost over the normal weight... Please don't do that though. Letters go through a Dr. Seuss Esque sorter system and the shims are too sturdy and sometimes get ripped out of the mail and shot across the facility...
This ... feels like you are telling me to go for it.
Feel free to stuff as much paper as you can fit, it's just wood, plastics and the like that are too rigid for the machines to handle sometimes. USPS gets money for return mailing, so it's a benfit to them as long as shims or pieces of plastic arent flying around the facility like a bullet.
No, this is fake. You can put whatever you want in the envelope and send it back, but they won't deliver a whole package. They only prepaid postage for a letter.
Of course if you send something dangerous/threatening you might get arrested.
I'ma print out a goatse and mail it to them.
You'd just be traumatizing some low level data entry employee.
If you work for the empire, you gonna see some shit
People don't take those jobs as a choice.
USPS is using slave labor?!
Credit card companies are. USPS doesn't have data entry people who would open the package.
Even better, print some anti-empire propaganda.
Give the low-level employee some ideas to quit giving their life to the empire.
That is a Fight Club level idea. Radicalize the data entry workers.
Friendly reminder.
Make sure that you use a box with no identifying information. Scribbling out the barcodes isnt enough.
Mailing restrictions still apply. Mailing them back rotting fish or potentially hazardous materials is a federal offence.
Mailing any kind of threat is also against the law.
Is there a legal limit on the amount of farts I can put into an envelope?
This wouldn't work, anyway. They only prepay envelope postage, not a box.
You can fit a lot of glitter in a envelope.
You'd just be annoying some data entry employee.
Wasting their time is wasting their money.
Plus it helps the post office!
If you're concerned about your anonymity, keep in mind that companies frequently put ID numbers on their return envelopes to help match the returned mail piece with your record in their database. Sometimes the number is invisible (UV ink) so it doesn't look "mass produced" to the recipient.
Doesn't help when you use a return postage slip. They have unique codes. Being "just annoying" is probably the safest bet.
I fart in the envelopes then they are like 'yay someone wants our credit card OH NO ITS FARTS!'
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