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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] Bookmeat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.

[–] erayerdin@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

"ethics aside" truly a starter for a qa

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago

Frontend devs hates this guy.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

asking questions like this is how i found out that one of the allowed characters in names in my country is ÿ, which is fine in Latin-1 but in 7-bit ASCII is DEL.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This sounds like it would create a whole list of fun and irritating edge conditions for some poor bugger to debug. Love it.

[–] trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I have an apostrophe and it's super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

So I've received ID with Mc%20dole or they add a space in it. Or I'll get a work email with an apostrophe but I cant use it anywhere because sites have it disabled. And I've missed my flight because I changed my ticket once to add the apostrophe and the system just broke at the gate.

Worse yet many flight companies have "you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details" but their form doesn't allow it. Even most forms for card payments don't allow it even though it's the name on my card.

[–] agilob@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I have an apostrophe and it’s super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

My surname contains a character that's only present in the Polish alphabet. Writing my full name as is broke lots of systems, encoding, printed paperwork and even British naturalisation application on Home Office website. My surname was part of my username back at uni, and everytime I tried to login on Windows, it would crash underlying LDAP server, logging everyone in the classroom out and forcing ICT to restart the server.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

everytime I tried to login on Windows, it would crash underlying LDAP server, logging everyone in the classroom out and forcing ICT to restart the server.

Now that's the way to do it! Make it everybody's problem, not just yours.

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 1 points 2 years ago

%20 is encoded space if I remember right, so even then they were already incorrect

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Always worth posting this classic.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details"

Do they care about an apostrophe though? I can see any punctuation being a problem for systems.

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I had to convince people to let me on board a plane because my name contain a swedish letter (å). Their computer system translated it into "aa", which then didn't match my passport.