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Using tough-boi slogans to get funding needed to prevent de-funding flavored milk to coerce literal children into helping fund their own education instead of just giving the children free food.
Stop charging families for the garbage we sell in public school cafeteria and you can offer them all the free chocolate milk you want. I imagine these soulless assholes would vehemently argue against all spices, flavors, and overall nutrition if the cafeterias didn't represent the "free market."
You don’t need any animal products.
Need, no, but our bodies have literally evolved to more easily get the nutrients we require from animals.
We’re just animals ourselves. We can’t pretend we’re not omnivores. So I’ll be having my chicken salad with real chicken, thanks.
Because obviously there couldn't be any more ethical way to ensure children get calcium than abusing cows in farms. /s