this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But how am I supposed to know it’s funny?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

The person you're responding to was very inconsiderate, this should help:

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Shit my bad.

Maybe when we add the reply back we can also add a watermark to it to show the meme came from a reputable funny place as well.

[–] whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

A red circle would be helpful as well, I can't tell which part of the image I'm meant to look at

Like Facebook.com?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I can't believe eggs come in that size, are.for regular customers, and there's plenty missing. My household couldn't get through a quarter of that before they went off. You'd want to be freezing them—which makes for shit egg cooking later—or just really fuckin' love eggs.

[–] Lowpast@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Oooooooh...

And now I'm even more confused.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Those aren't eggs, they're Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Eggs that size in the USA would probably cost $60 🤣. But ya these are waffles...

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't even get it, I have one of those really small Waffle makers. Probably about the size of an eggo.

It's so easy to make your own batter and leave a container in the refrigerator for a week.

Then you can put blueberries, strawberries, whatever you want in the waffle iron. Easy, easy, easy. takes about a minute and a half per waffle.

Missing the point called, it wants itself back