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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 111 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Thagomizer dildo?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Thagomizer? I hardly know her!

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

dildo thagomizer!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 93 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, what happens in Acre?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

More like Ace

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obi wan Kenobi'd her.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.