Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Marvellous ♪

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Fun fact: You can't run through a campground, you can only ran cuz it's past tents.

[–] cactus_head@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Quick question: how many of you saw files fuck?(no joke on computer files pls)

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Gesundheit

[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

It was quite an in tents experience

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

I giggled. A lot.