this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Perfect opportunity to brag about my latest impulse buy!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 58 minutes ago

Should try putting a cassandwich in there

[–] Edward@lemmy.4d2.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Am I the only one who reminds you of Trump? 🙄

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 5 hours ago

Just looks like a bitchy trampoline to me

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

hummm... delicious moist Bread!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 71 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Porridge@lemm.ee 83 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 21 points 18 hours ago

squirts mayo

[–] follica@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

It kept inself pure

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago

You're free to apply a liquid of your choice.

[–] GlaDOS@programming.dev 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dr Who, The End of the World. The Dr and Rose meet the last human.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago

At first I thought this was a Brazil reference lol

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Thats just skin.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

practitioner which

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

So you opened Pandora's Lunch Box?

[–] bricked@feddit.org 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

in fact, honey has already taken at least 10 bites of the crust

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

No no, that was the cook

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Jesus wept.