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"You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let's do it one more time while we're on the phone together... oh, it's working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye."
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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What operating system is that probe running?
Pakled
We’re going to die!
Have you considered switching your long distance subspace communications service to Pakled Bell? You could be saving several strips of gold pressed latinum every 72 hours!
Those long-distance fees will kill you though.
Dear sir or madam,
I'm writing to inform you that a warp core leak has broken out. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Captain Freeman
Have you tried Linux?
The thing about Delta Shift is they always try to walk it in
:: uncomfortable warp core noises ::
You poor dejected warp core. Shaxs is after you.
I never thought of that. Why can't the industrial replicators on Bajor replicate more industrial replicators?
I would imagine that they could fabricate most of the parts for other industrial replicators, but there are probably some components that can’t be replicated. We know that dilithium and latinum can’t be replicated, so there are probably other exotic materials too.
Sort of like how you can use a 3D printer to print a new 3D printer, but there are some parts you cannot print like that. Like if its a PLA printer you probably still do need some metal parts for their characteristics, sturdyness or whatever.
So maybe a replicated replicator would work, but probably be very unreliable or stops working quickly.
I guess it could replicate itself but a slightly smaller version.
Because the Federation is secretly fascist
What does that have to do with replicators?
They are secretly sabatoging them to not make more replicators to maintain section 31 control.
IDK I was mostly joking