Monkey: Did leave the gas on!
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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No one: Tom Cruise in MI movies: this
Where's he going in such a hurry?
Work
Lol, y'all dont know about drag. This is peak efficiency. He's cutting through the air; sometimes punching.
You can't just leak the Wukong DLC trailer like that
Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.
I don't...like that it's running?
If I saw that I'd have to join him. Suprised he doesnt have a whole possy of joggers like forest gump
Is he missing part of his right arm?
I believe that's why he learned to run standing up, yes
PARKOUR
I can hear Benny Hill theme song looking at this.
Me when the Taco Bell kicks in.
I was thinking, "Glad these are all of the monkey running away. Seeing that running at you would be terrifying."
Moments later, "Yup, I would shit myself seeing that little guy barrelling at me like that."
This guy’s got places to be.
Gettin' his steps in.
Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.