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[–] snooggums@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

And how many other fucking morons voted for him? Ugh. I fucking hate this place, someone delete me from Earth.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For those wondering if it's real; it is.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

I miss the olden days where I needed to see proof that he’d said something outrageously vacuous or terrifying.

I already know this quote must be real; alas, your link remains blue. 😞

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I threw up a little while reading that. Some would say even more than a little. But those people are bad. Very bad people. I have the best gag reflex you'll ever see. So great.

[–] donescobar@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Nothing but the best words, I hate to say it but at this point I bet he is tired of winning so much, poor guy.

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The 45th US president, or that time tens of millions of scared racist gullible idiots got conned and then voted a dementia sufferer into the oval office because the majority of the country couldn’t comprehend that the gullible idiots were actually that gullible.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You're going to need to use smaller words for them to understand.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

A true visionary. The words spill from his lips like a fine wine.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I’ve said a lot of things

--Donald J. Dipshit, when asked who he is consulting with about foreign policy

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Defensive trumper: "but is he wrong though?"

[–] Steve 1 points 2 years ago

Me: "I have no idea. If you can you explain what he's trying to say, I'll let know if it's wrong or not."

[–] IninewCrow@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

The fact that this person is still in US politics doesn't say much about him .... it says a lot about the American psyche ... how disconnected does a country have to be to think that this individual is fit to represent them?

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Tens of millions of Americans want this dipshit to have the power to decide to use nuclear weapons. Tens of millions of Americans look up to him for his intelligence and temperament to the point that they want him to be in charge.

As an American, I apologize to the world. Hateful assholes have been defunding our education for a long while and this is just the result, I guess. It's not that hard to self-educate these days to sidestep that issue, but there's also this weird culture of proud ignorance and bullying anybody who knows things. Watch Idiocracy if you don't understand what I mean.

[–] sundaymidnight@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Don't apologize... Anyway, I feel that it's a community fight (global fight) for real freedom. See these fascist thugs in many countries with the same script (work flexibility, less funding in education, healthcare... no respect for anyone). We must join together, even in bad times. Be kind to people in need, remember to be strong and show your best hope and best face to your coworkers, family, friends, comrades... They can't change you. You are free and a good person and won't cooperate in this horrible plan.