Macro penis* when in use, micro penis when not in use. Next level "grower, not shower".
*or whatever's my partner's preference. I hear massive penises aren't actually that popular with most people who are on the receiving end.
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Mine literally goes from non-existent to 6” and change. I consider it a superpower.
Are you talking about a strap-on...or what's going on here?
lol. I mean I could show you a random picture of my penis, but when flaccid it literally it almost inline with my sac with the tip just barely peeking out. I was a bit self conscious about it, but when I get hard, it’s out there nice and normal.
Diet as a baby of Gerbers and Miracle Grow. 🤙
Right so he's really into doors I see. Okay
Hodor is finally going to lock that door.
Never thought about how 'shapeshifting' always assumes volume- and mass-shifting as well.
There's stuff in there like shapeshifting into a hawk and then your legs break, because the bone diameter/mass-ratio is too small.
Why is one of his arms coming out of the fishing pole? Or is that some odd detail on the pole?
That's not a fishing pole. It's a shape shifting penis.
He's missing an arm, the fishing pole and that arm are part of his shapeshifting penis
Could be the fishing line
Probably. Never seen one that looks like that, though. Usually they're drawn in bumps all up the pole, not just at the bottom.
That's the reel.
if he has the arm lowered and just uses his forearm to hold the fishing pole, the upper arm isnt visible
What's this thing? It's not a background detail. My best guess is it's supposed to be a reel or part of the fishing line, but it looks very strange.
i am still pretty sure its the arm
It's the reel.
Tbh artist prob forgot
It's also in the second panel, though.
Ah
I looked it up and it looks like slack on a fly reel
I haven't gone fishing in a long while
🎶I take a look at my shape shifting penis, and my troubles start melting away🎶
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a shape-shifting penis.
Seems like turning that might be painful unless you carry a turning stick and just use the penis-keys for pushing the pins (or turning discs, or aligning wafers, etc). Also couldn't replace keys for magnetic locks unless you also added magnets to your body. But if you could shapeshift at will, you could just learn to lockpick any basic pin tumbler lock extremely quickly probably.
... This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and this time I have here a shapeshifting penis.
Gives new meaning to “bumping” and “raking”
Most doorknobs aren’t at penis level for good reasons. I don’t think I would want to try and make the angle work..
It's shapeshifting. Extendoknob dongkeys.
It's selfish to not right crime with it. With great power comes great responsibility.
He's fishing with his rod.