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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Source for the guys names?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

He's still with putin so IDK.

[–] BrainInABox@lemmy.ml 5 points 20 hours ago

Surprised he lasted as long as he did.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 1 day ago

Can we go back to talking about their crimes, please?

[–] Bort@hilariouschaos.com 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nikolai Yezhov removed after Stalin purged him

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Incorrect.

Stalin and Lenin never kissed at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, so Yezhov was erased from time.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Post it again for the tankies in the back!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

That was a quick march from Germany 1933 to Soviet Union 1940. If he could now please move to Berlin, April 30, really really fast...

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the other guy is way too thin to be Trump

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And standing up too straight

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

And those hands are way too big.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does the physics of the Trump lean work? Are clown shoes the secret?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

The shit filled diaper functions as a counter weight.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This one always bugs me. Trump looks like he's wearing a full diaper from the side, has terrible posture, and his belly is huge. Somehow these image generators haven't noticed.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Trump is supposedly (officially) 220 lbs (99.7 kg, 15.7 stone).

I don't believe it for a second.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, he's supposed to resemble Stalin from the original picture, to which it's pretty close.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I had this one in mind, although it's made to flatter him. But it's so egregious, look at it!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Trained on lots of Ben Garrison and other shitty propagandists who draw Trump like a Tom of Finland character.

Homoeroticism is a big part of fascism.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 day ago

doubleplusungood; refs unpersons; rectify

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And down the Conservative memory hole this friendship goes.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

East Trumpia has always been at war with Muskiania.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Could this just be an act, as people weren't believing musk was truly leaving and was planning to just operate from shadows?

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nah the tweet about the whatever documents was too pointy.

Dems should scream blue bloody murder about these until they're released.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

I don't think that hurts trump in any way, he is saying what everyone else's was saying and it doesn't look like he saw the files either.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon says Trump is in the Epstein files

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

That the name "Trump" is in the Epstein files.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry but here's a reddit link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1l4a6n7/lets_not_make_a_hero_of_elon_yet/

Paraphrasing but pretty much just said Trump is in the epstein files and that's why they haven't been made public.

[–] Mcdolan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's a juicy distraction though. What's that old quote, believe half of what you see any nothing that you hear.

Man I think we've all gone insane. We've always delt with disinformation and lying to one another as a species, but we might be hitting a point where there's no where to get away from this shit.

What a strange new world.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

He's hoping it'll distract us all from his crimes. It seems to be working.

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Either 5D chess or 1D checkers

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know the reference...

A wild guess is that its originally a photo of Hitler?

[–] Mia@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stalin and Nikolai Yezhov.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks. I was wrecking my brain. I knew it was Stalin in the original, but could not remember who they had removed.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stalin, iirc. But possibly.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's an insult to Trotsky.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Hahaha! I was wondering the same. Like Trump=Stalin was there, and then I started to wonder... Wait, was there a picture with both Stalin and Trotsky? How? And, What's this..?? Musk=Trotsky?!

But no. It was Yezhov, chief of the secret police until he didn't. And then there was the removal from the photo and so on...

So the meme is on point.

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Missed the opportunity to have the guy on the left be Stephen Miller.

Ha, TIL he was "White House Director of Speechwriting" during Trump's first term. Ever remember Trump for his great speeches... lol

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not sure if that's the easiest job anyone could have, simply writing something down and never having it read by your boss, or the worst, knowing you're doing all this work for nothing.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

Fucking night of long tweets lol twice as farce for sure.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not a triad user in sight.

Just lemmings living in the moment.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Quality post!

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