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[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

Meanwhile, her ~~mother~~ grandmother:

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 50 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

In D&D, the standard assumption is that elves mature just as fast as humans, but they are culturally treated as children until around hundred or just a bit higher. But I’ve started developing a campaign setting where elves really are the equivalent of kids until that age, and all the implications of that. One of which is that, if humans attended school alongside elven kids, they’re going to lose their reputation of mystique and wisdom— they’re going to be viewed as kinda slow and dimwitted, as the humans graduate through the grades and the elevens get held back a decade or so.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prowe45@lemm.ee 27 points 17 hours ago

This is the elFBI, open up!

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 24 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Where does this math come from?

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, it checks out. I ran the numbers myself and I got 15.33, which is roughly 15. This, of course, assumes the age of adulthood is 21 for humans and 100 for elves, and we don't really have a reason to doubt those numbers.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Others have doubted the 21 year figure being appropriate for humans but I think the 100 year figure is ridiculous for elves. It’s based on the assumption that age of maturity and total lifespan are always preserved in an exact ratio across different species, when this is demonstrably not the case.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Does it matter? If we used maturity as a measure, I would still be unable to drink.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’m talking about physical maturity, not emotional maturity (which is greatly influenced by environment).

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

Im that case, should have been drinking at 14, because I'm as hairy as a chimp.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why would we assume that you have to be 21 years old or the equivalent to drink alcohol in a medieval fantasy world?

There are still many parts of the modern world that allow 16 year olds to drink.

And even in the medieval time period of Europe, pretty much everyone would drink alcohol because it was cleaner than water, although younger people would tend to drink "small beers" that had very light alcohol.

My assumption would be that in this time frame, if the bartender judged you competent and capable of drinking, they would sell you alcohol.

If they didn't, they wouldn't, and the only consequence would be that you're on your own in dealing with the effects of alcohol on you.

[–] enerhpozyks@eldritch.cafe 7 points 13 hours ago

Don't need to go in medieval time. By my parents time, adults gave "colored water" to help keep children calm at school. And the "colored" part is wine.

Also, 21 for adulthood is very american, it's lower in most part of the world. And idk for the rest of the world, but it was also even younger in medieval europe than in modern europe as there was no concept of "teenager" for common folks.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The dwarf is in a hoodie and holding a phone. Why do you think this is medieval fantasy?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

because of the background and helmet, and the elfs clothing.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You are such a medieval wench though.

My entire apartment looks like the later episodes of serial experiment lain.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Those helmets were never worn outside of ceremonies, and those clothes are more victorian than medieval. And while the background does look olden style, there's no reason a place can't still look like that in the modern day.

There's more to say this isn't medieval than to say that it is.

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I guess the 21 being equivalent to 100 years is just an assumption

[–] Tall_Chilchuck@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Which kinda makes the math meaningless cause 73 < 100 requires no calculation.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

only if you assume the drinking age is 21 or the equivalent. An assumption that is true for a small percentage of population of the world for a small fraction of human history

[–] Tall_Chilchuck@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

only if you assume the drinking age is 21 or the equivalent.

Which is exactly what the character is doing

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

it's a generally accepted assumption in many post-Tolkien fantasy works.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

if 100 is the age of adulthood then it is equivalent to 18 in human years

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

close enough

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Gennerelly accepted where ?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In the USA probably because it's their drinking age

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I get the 21 , but I'm not clear about the 100.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

before the Internet killed my attention span, I used to read a lot of science fiction and fantasy novels by a variety of authors. Since then, I've watched a lot of anime and read a lot of amateur writing. I don't have specific sources to cite, but the trope is common enough and recurring enough that I stand by my claim of "generally accepted".

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Solving percents. I use this to predict gross and net of my paychecks when I do my budget.

Net               X
------    =    ------
Gross            100


(GrossX) = (Net × 100)

GrossX ÷ (Net × 100) = X

Example;

200             X
------    =   -------
250            100

Step A
200 × 100 = 20000

Now 250X = 20000

Step B
20000÷250=80

Therefore X=80
Also expressed as 80% of 250 = 200.

It's also kinda handy when figuring out sales and stuff at the store, sometimes.