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Like I bet if alcohol was something you had to snort, or just like a pill you take, I think a lot of people might not dig it as much.

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[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 hour ago

I have a friend who was addicted to both cocaine and alcohol. While he, of course, is convinced that cocaine is one of the worst substances to have ever existed, he is even wearier of alcohol because of: (I'm obviously both paraphrasing AND excluding most countries with a Muslim majority here)

a) Social acceptance. No one is ever going to judge you for quietly sitting in the corner of a bar drinking your beer. Try snorting a line on the same setting and see what happens.

b) Availability. Even in sparsely populated areas, you are never too far away (say, a 10 minute walk) from a bottle of wine/spirit/beer.

c) Practicality (which is what answers your question). You don't need a syringe, spoon, knife, bill, bong or lighter, not even another recipient, to start binging on booze. Once you buy/steal the stuff, you're all set - and drinking something definitely IS more 'natural' (as in, it's a reflex) than injecting or smoking something.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Alcohol: now in XXL suppository

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Already exists: soak a tampon in vodka, then use it as suppo.

Easy high, cheap, and taste doesn't matter.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was thinking more BD David XL size (think 3x 12oz/350ml cans)

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 2 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)

I mean, fill the cum tube with alcohol and you got the same delivery system!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Big brain right here 👌

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Quick, where can I get one of these? And does it vibrate??

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 50 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

When people say, "I don't use drugs", almost never do they include alcohol in that. Alcohol, which is a drug, is always referred to separately, in large part because it's a beverage. Most people, if asked, will agree that alcohol is a drug, but it's not really categorized as one in their mind on a day-to-day basis. No one has a glass of wine at lunch and thinks, "I'm doing drugs now." But, if alcohol as a liquid simply didn't exist, but exactly the same effect could be had in pill form, I don't think people would be taking a pill with their dinner, and washing it down with water.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago

For many people, "drugs," with no other qualifier, is just short-hand for "illegal drugs." Plenty of people who say they don't use drugs also take prescriptions or OTC medications.

It will be interesting in the next few years to see where marijuana ends up on that spectrum. Still largely illegal (federally), but if that changes, will people still consider it a "drug" in the same way they do now, or will it fall into a separate category like drugs that are mostly legal?

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Alcohol is something that for a very long time was associated with civilisation itself, it was and is very important. It's just embedded into most societies of course people don't consider it drug.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It was the only way to make water drinkable in many places

"Small beer" wasn't made for funsies

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

It's largely a myth that ancient and medieval people brewed beer for lack of fresh drinking water, kind of like the "spices were for eating rotten meat" myth. People have always known how to find fresh water or preserve meat.

The main reason people have always brewed beer and wine is because they're good. Small beer was in fact made for funsies.

And, interestingly, in certain places and times there was also a cultural reason as drinking those was higher status than water which was "for commoners."

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 9 hours ago

I agree for the most part,

It was very dependent on where people lived

My point that booze comes in many delightful varieties still stands

Booze has a journey, other drugs are about the destination

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Also coffee, which is a stimulant.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, but there's a significant difference

I love wine, beer and whisky and pretty much anything except vodka (because it's boring)

I love it because of the flavours, the mouth-feel, the way I can pair drinks with food to enhance the enjoyment of both

I've never had coke, mushrooms, ketamine, weed or anything else that made me think "wow, this is yum! I reckon it'd go beautifully with a nicely aged cheddar, or oysters, or a perfectly cooked lamb shoulder"

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 7 hours ago

Weed goes nicely with a big ole bag of Chex mix

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I think of it was a pill it would be waaaayy more popular. A lot of people avoid alcohol because it’s disgusting, including me, but if I could skip having to drink disgusting liquid to get drunk I’d consume a lot more of it. Snorting probably would be more popular too as long as it didn’t smell bad or burn to do. I like alcohol and hate drinking so I don’t drink but if drinking is taken out of the picture…. I’d be down

[–] lautre@jlai.lu 4 points 4 hours ago

It's the opposite for me. I don't want the effect of alcohol, I just want a nice drink to complement my meal and is hard to find something that in neither sugary or alcoholic.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No and it sounds disgusting so I'm not even looking that up

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It redirects to "Rectal administration" on Wikipedia, so yeah...I'm also not clicking on that one for "further" research. :D

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gurnu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

No, a sissy would very much be into rectal administering I reckon

[–] smoker@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Cigarettes, pipes, hookah and lots of other forms of smoking were and are popular as a social lubricant, if that’s what you’re getting at

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Alcohol < Drugs

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I believe it’s mostly cultural. Alcoholic beverages are as old as civilization itself. We drink alcohol because that has been the social norm for thousands of years.

But there’s probably something about it being a beverage as well. It goes along well with food because of this, which makes it a tasteful alternative to water.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Alcoholic beverages are as old as civilization itself.

Some people theorize that alcohol was the cause of civilization; that we settled down and developed agriculture to have a reliable source of grain to make archaic "beer".

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 6 hours ago

They have sparkling THC beverages which I preferred when I was trying out weed when it became legal. Something about drinking a refreshing beverage as you feel its effects slowly is more relaxing than a gummy or something

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think you're probably right, especially now that snorting snuff and smoking are significantly less common. Although if you put it in vape form...

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Although if you put it in vape form…

Vaportini was a short-lived trend that did not end up taking off.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

Well duh, how's that supposed to fit in my pocket

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 hours ago

May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?

I was thinking the League, but yes, that P&R scene was almost certainly inspired by the vaportini trend.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 16 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You can drink alcohol? I thought you had to boof it.

[–] kholby@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Shouldn't you be slowly eroding the government instead of browsing Lemmy, Brett?

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 10 hours ago

boofing it is peak commitment to running shit on the bare metal

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Snorting tea, coffee and broccoli would be less popular too.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 11 hours ago

Considering how many drugs are taken in those other ways and how popular they are, I don't think the method of delivery is the issue.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 9 hours ago

Before water could be reliably sterilised beer was the only thing people could drink safely. So it would have been the only thing a lot of people drank for their whole lives after they stopped breastfeeding which I think will have contributed quite strongly to it's popularity.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Obligatory parks and recreation

Skip a minute into it though for some reason the clip starts way sooner than it needs to.

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