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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 49 minutes ago

Socialism in a nutshell:

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 16 points 3 hours ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 29 points 4 hours ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 41 points 6 hours ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 17 points 5 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 33 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 95 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 59 points 11 hours ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 hours ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 220 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 14 points 10 hours ago

Probably both

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 46 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 47 minutes ago

Stay strong homie!

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 48 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 34 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 39 minutes ago

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 10 hours ago

He has eyes everywhere