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If your starting QB was an alcoholic beverage, what would they be? (alien.top)
submitted 1 year ago by tridentwhale@alien.top to c/nfl@nfl.community
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Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko

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[–] Intelligent-Age2786@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coors Light. If you know enough about Patrick Mahomes, you’d know he LOVES Coors Light

[–] ThisPomelo9870@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Come on man just because he likes it doesn’t mean he IS that

Clearly he’s pappy van winkle bourbon with a dash of ketchup

[–] sgdude61@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Panthers - Shirley Temple most likely

[–] UserUnkown10@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

A glass of tap water

[–] Reasonable-Front7584@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tommy DeVito, “Jager Bomb”

[–] BustyUncle@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jungle juice at an SAE party

[–] Captain-McSizzle@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fireball ( not sure if this is just a Canadian thing) for the kid from firebaugh california

[–] Every1isSome1inLA@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Henny and Diet Coke

[–] tarallelegram@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

la goudale because i like both very much and am drinking one

[–] mill_about_smartly@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Dak is unquestionably Miller Lite

Incredibly popular, but Dak is the most generic interview you will find. Dude is as coachspeak as it gets (which is not a bad quality when you're QB for the Cowboys.)

And (IMO) genuinely decent, but not the best beer ever.

[–] iiTryhard@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Natty Light

Edit: natty daddy actually because he’s kinda fat

[–] Regular-Ad7589@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Bagent has Malort written all over him

[–] SpiritualResident565@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Trevor Lawrence = Zima.

[–] randobot456@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Spiked

[–] Adopted_Fellow@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmm…maybe a whiskey?? Improving with time, adaptable and sometimes having unexpected strength?

[–] IAmAtWorkAMAA@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tapeworm shot

[–] VenturaHighway@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Malort

[–] Whatever801@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fermented ketchup with hallucinogenic frog extract

[–] guywastingtime@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Budweiser Prohibition

[–] DothrakiSlayer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Boo mods

[–] Tequilacowboybouncer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

IC light , not high quality but gets the job done

[–] FaceRockerMD@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

A liter o cola

[–] Bobson-_Dugnutt@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Meth

[–] spanther96@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

O Dooles

[–] occorpattorney@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Patriots, mac jones: non-alcoholic beer

[–] Crunc_Mcfincle@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Vodka for my socialist comrade

[–] iDestroyedYoMama@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

A thimble of vodka redbull