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If your starting QB was an alcoholic beverage, what would they be? (alien.top)
submitted 10 months ago by tridentwhale@alien.top to c/nfl@nfl.community
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Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko

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[–] Intelligent-Age2786@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Coors Light. If you know enough about Patrick Mahomes, you’d know he LOVES Coors Light

[–] ThisPomelo9870@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Come on man just because he likes it doesn’t mean he IS that

Clearly he’s pappy van winkle bourbon with a dash of ketchup

[–] sgdude61@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Panthers - Shirley Temple most likely

[–] UserUnkown10@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A glass of tap water

[–] Reasonable-Front7584@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tommy DeVito, “Jager Bomb”

[–] BustyUncle@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Jungle juice at an SAE party

[–] Captain-McSizzle@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Fireball ( not sure if this is just a Canadian thing) for the kid from firebaugh california

[–] Every1isSome1inLA@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Henny and Diet Coke

[–] tarallelegram@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

la goudale because i like both very much and am drinking one

[–] mill_about_smartly@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Dak is unquestionably Miller Lite

Incredibly popular, but Dak is the most generic interview you will find. Dude is as coachspeak as it gets (which is not a bad quality when you're QB for the Cowboys.)

And (IMO) genuinely decent, but not the best beer ever.

[–] iiTryhard@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Natty Light

Edit: natty daddy actually because he’s kinda fat

[–] Regular-Ad7589@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Bagent has Malort written all over him

[–] SpiritualResident565@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Trevor Lawrence = Zima.

[–] randobot456@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Spiked

[–] Adopted_Fellow@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Hmmm…maybe a whiskey?? Improving with time, adaptable and sometimes having unexpected strength?

[–] IAmAtWorkAMAA@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tapeworm shot

[–] VenturaHighway@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Malort

[–] Whatever801@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Fermented ketchup with hallucinogenic frog extract

[–] guywastingtime@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Budweiser Prohibition

[–] DothrakiSlayer@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Boo mods

[–] Tequilacowboybouncer@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

IC light , not high quality but gets the job done

[–] FaceRockerMD@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A liter o cola

[–] Bobson-_Dugnutt@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Meth

[–] spanther96@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

O Dooles

[–] occorpattorney@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Patriots, mac jones: non-alcoholic beer

[–] Crunc_Mcfincle@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Vodka for my socialist comrade

[–] iDestroyedYoMama@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A thimble of vodka redbull