tridentwhale

joined 1 year ago
[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hopefully Carter is healthy

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

She is lip synching like a mother and this is still way better than Jack Harlow

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lions are fraudulent

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lions are getting their cheeks clapped

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

My prediction is we clap the Eagles’ cheeks.

I’d much rather talk my shit and be humbled than be one of those dudes who talk it after the fact.

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Can we talk about how disgusting it is the Bills are 4th with 105 and we’re 6-5 lmaooooooo.

Definitely deserve to be that record, but you can’t tell me that being the unluckiest team in the league this year doesn’t have something to do with it too.

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

WELL ALL SMELL IS CHEAP PERFUME AND GIN AND SMOKE AND LIES

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I’ll tell y’all an embarrassing story.

Way back when, I may have been in 6th grade. The Bills had a MNF game against the Cowboys. This was the first Bills MNF game in ages. Like 7 years. I was so excited. I got home from school and tuned into ESPN. I watched it the whole night leading up to the game.

The Bills were BAD. Like BAD in all caps. The Cowboys were good lead by Tony Romo, Jason Witten, and DeMarcus Ware. Nobody thought we stood a chance.

It came time for picks. Everyone but Chris Berman picked the Cowboys.

I watched with anticipation. The whole game. My dad promised he’d watch it with me. He wasn’t there again. So I was there alone. I remember the Kyle Williams INT. I remember us shocking the world for 3 quarters.

We lost the game on a FG. I remember praying to God saying, “God, please let the Bills win”. We didn’t. We didn’t win that day. I cried myself to sleep.

We had a field trip to the museum the next day. I wore my Willis McGahee jersey. I was sad and upset.

Then the next week we squared up against the Washington then Redskins at 1PM EST. I approached the game with the same excitement and anticipation.

That’s when I learned what it was like to be a Buffalo fan.

If you read this much, much love. Just wanted to share.

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Any other dads out there feeling like you’re not doing enough? Like you are disservice to your kid?

Idk if that’s a real feeling or if us dads are just not supposed to talk about that stuff

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It’s a weird story.

Josh Allen is the reason we’re 5-4.

Josh Allen is also the reason we’re not 8-1.

Synopsis - bad football team.

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I wish coach would plug me in at double nickel. I’d be ass but brother I’d bring intensity. INTENSITY. Let me get fucking trucked by a RB and I’ll be hyping the D up.

WHERES THE HEART BUFFALO?!?!?! THIS CITY DOESNT HAVE SHIT BUT YOU GUYS. OUR INFRASTRUCTURE IS DEAD. THE ONLY REASON WE EXIST IS FOOTBALL. FUCKIN BALL

[–] tridentwhale@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Von Miller you are ass my dude

 

Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko

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