An unbelievable choke job
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Congrats on your future Play-In. Championship π
My man, you need to give yourself to the tank. These comments are compliments. You are still taking them as a negative.
Choking would imply being good and losing?
Incredible all time tank job.
hinkieβs Process Sixers would be proud of this
I hadn't looked into the WAS stats... They are amazing...
The entire starting line has a negative +/- on/off per 100.
Jones, Poole, and Kuzma are half of the bottom 6, no filter.
Filtering for reasonable MPG, they are 1,2, and 4 respectively. Roughly -110 between the 3.
Started looking through the other bottom 20 players and adding up their entire teams net negative players, semi-arbitrary 2GP & 40 total MP min to avoid the Delano Banton's of the world (-61...)
"*" = 4+ of top five in MP are net negative
Utah: -48*
Chicago: -50*
Portland: -53
San Antonio: -62
Boston: -64
Detroit: -69*
Memphis: -72*
GSW: -72*
Milwaukee: -74*
Orlando: -78
Brooklyn: -79*
Charlotte: -91
Toronto: -99
Clippers: -103
Denver: -105 (Strawther + Nnaji = -62)
And of course, drumroll...
Washington: -158*
simply incredible
At this point they just need to rebrand as the Generals
Hibkie managed by not playing his best on the court. This team is what it is
This needs a comparable name.
The Putrid?
Great Win by the Raptors
But how do you only score 1 point in the last 6 mins of a game
Tanking
Hey, at least it wasnβt a 19-0 run
Canβt believe everyone missed out on getting Poole last year when they could have gotten wemby
If only it was that easy. We had Killian Hayes and still missed out on Wemby
This is elite tanking
This was a crazy last quarter lol
Part of the plan
That fourth quarter was pain. I know we are tanking but the last 8 minutes was the Raptors "dogwalking" the Wizards as Drew Gooden so eloquently said.
Missing layups, dumb turnovers, stepping out of bounds, offensive fouls - just dumb shit you don't want to see, even in a tank.
Just give them the first pick already!
And wizards Reddit fans are saying this is fun to watch lmfao.
elite tank LMAOOOO
Imagine if your leaders are Poole and Kuzma.
Tbf, Kuzma was 14/25 for tonight while Poole was 6/16.
Kuz actually has quite good stats so far.
Backup dancer for NSYNC and 90βs black sitcom tv dad is an interesting duo
That's NBA champions Poole and Kuzma to you.
Same wizards as always
Not at all?
I am fully erect
Wizardry.
OK the term "unserious team" is thrown around way too liberally, and I'm not gonna call the Wizards one, but I will call the Raptors one. How tf do you get down 22 to the Wizards, who are by all definitions an unserious team??
It's inexcusable. The Wizards are the worst team in the Association, and playing the back end of a back to back on the road against a rested Toronto team.
Toronto similarly lost to Portland, also in contention for one of the worst teams in the league, despite being at home and rested against a Blazers team playing the second half of a B2B.
Itβs crazy this is a professional team that has to go through the motions of being serious about basketball
This needs to be investigated.
I wished we have camera crew following this year WIzards. The Office style
NBA and Adam Silver need to do something about this. This is the most blatant tank job ever seen. Kuzma stepped out of bounds on purpose to lose the game
They are stupid.
The Wizards cant be serious.. I mean there is nothing in the draft worth tanking for this team is horrible & Jordan Poole & Kuzma look like COMPLETE IDIOTS ππ
Tanking for what exactly?
So great see can't see the play due to the crowd. Thanks Adam silver
Wizards should be disbanded.
Let's not have that guy inbound a ball ever again
Lmao. The Wizards are the team with the most bleak future in the league, and the team who is mired in the most mediocrity in the league, along with the Orlando Magic.
Betting is a crazy sport