Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the most musical vegetable?

A beet.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And beans are the most musical fruit.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The more you eat, the more you toot. 🎺

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The more you toot, the better you feel!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Beans! Beans! For every meal!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously childless.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I must confess to requiring assistance here.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🥁🪇

Edit: I don't know either

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

What